son of dracula

from tell me i'm amazing by Tim Birchard

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I hung out with the Son of Dracula
I hung out with the Prince of Pain
I hung out with the Duke of Darkness
He was raised on wind and rain

Son of Dracula goes to therapy
Well of course I've got these bites on my neck!
The Old Man's gotta get his life force from somewhere, don't he?
He loves me!

And I should be grateful after all he's done for me,
Always keeping me safe from the dangerous world
I know no one can be trusted, only him
Let me tell you about the Old Man

He always had a smile for all of his friends
They all thought he'd be there til the end
"What a perfect family" they would say
But they didn't see what happened at the end of each day

He's not concerned with wrong or right
Emotional incest in plain sight
Always making sure he don't get caught
At the drop of a hat he can act distraught

It's time again for Dracula Bingo!
How many traits can YOU find?

Never sincerely apologizes!
Possessive and Jealous!
Belittling and Patronizing!
Denial and Gaslighting!
Stalking!
Competitive!
Passive aggressive!
SMEAR CAMPAIGNS!
FLYING MONKEYS!
Mirroring!
And projecting all of his evil onto you!

I hung out with the Son of Dracula
I hung out with the Prince of Pain
I hung out with the Duke of Darkness
He was raised on wind and rain

Tell me a story

You want a story?
I'll tell you a story
"You want some attention?
I'll give you some attention!"

Woman fast asleep
Alone in her home
Man sneaks in the window
Gonna take all that she owns

He grabs all of her jewelry
Takes all that can be found
He bumps into a table
She wakes up at the sound

She finds him at the window
And with a smile and a wink
He disappears into the night
And all that she can think

Is "I wonder if he likes me?
I wonder if he'll call?
I wonder if he loves me?
Or cares for me at all?"

I hung out with the Son of Dracula

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from tell me i'm amazing, released October 7, 2023

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