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What Happens In El Paso

by Tim Birchard

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1.
Early morning limousine Wife drops me and I head West Smoking rental limousine Lighting up a cigarette Rental says no smoking allowed Drop the windows and cigarette This limo likes 100 West Texas is flat as hell The rain falls and I can't see Midday for a cigarette Immigration don't like me Image of Bob Marley Screw El Paso and I head north In my brand new limousine That was hairy -- cigarette My next stop, Albuquerque The limousine talks to me Feels like this is his sacred land I have to say I must agree This is so beautiful Indian Summer Sky Indian Reservation Limousine wants to get some gas Agreed and we pull over The people inside are so nice We cross into Durango Uphill into morning sky Everything is vertical Now we can legally buy The limousine talks to me Feels like this is his sacred land I have to say I must agree This is so beautiful Indian Summer Sky
2.
I'm dating a speech therapist Now my speeches are better than ever More healthy and more self aware More attentive to the practice of self care And the clouds roll on by The architecture of her sleep Like a starfish stirring in the deep Garlic in the garden touch the sky And the waves roll on by Can you see us from the other side? Or are you a bit preoccupied? Pointless trying to run and hide Better catch a wave and enjoy the ride And the clouds roll on by I'm dating a speech therapist Now my speeches are better than ever No more pistol duels at dawn With unicorns who eat my lawn And the clouds roll on by
3.
Sweet little puppy dogs are usually my friends But the handcuffs made it hard to show affection They sniffed my car while the officers tore it apart Crossed the border into New Mexico Never left the States, just my Texas plates Had nothing to hide, just chasing that Rocky Mountain high I'd never felt so important How many tax dollars can this be? Such a brisk investigation Into a little old guy like me I guess they did not take kindly To my trying to save some time By skipping around the roadblock they had set up Pardon me, Sir There must be some misunderstanding Yes, I will be happy to lie face down on the ground With my hands behind my head Just in case you might decide That you're getting itchy, feel like firing off a round Sweet little puppy dogs are usually my friends But on this fine summer day I was wishing them away as the sweat rolled down my back Stood me up and shook my hand No hard feelings, you're a free man I'm getting out of here and I ain't never looking back They say what happens in El Paso Just needs to stay in El Paso They say what happens in El Paso What happens in El Paso
4.
Wives have been leaving Lonely men behind Endlessly for centuries, So why should I act so surprised? Carmen was his light The apple of his eye The sunshine to his night The bluebird in his sky Out mowing the lawn In his undershirt It's hard to stand by And watch a man fall apart Carmen was his light The apple of his eye The sunshine to his night The bluebird in his sky She was weighing her onions I was standing in line She printed out her code and walked away Left her onions behind I touched her on the shoulder She smiled, what do you know We've been together ever since That was 40 years ago Cigar firmly in place Faraway look in his eyes Even though he won the race In the end he surrendered the prize Carmen was his light The apple of his eye The sunshine to his night The bluebird in his sky
5.
So you think you know How things are gonna go He throws his head back and laughs so hard Beer comes squirting out his nose Footfalls on the dusty road Collect it all then let it go She throws her head back and laughs so hard Beer comes squirting out her nose And sand through your fingers And sunshine in your hair Follow the call of your bliss and dreams If you dare Footfalls on the dusty road Collect it all then let it go She throws her head back and laughs so hared Beer comes squirting out her nose Hair shimmers in the summer sunshine Spills her wine on my sleeve Looked into her eyes and all reason took flight I've got a boat, let's sail away tonight Summer evenings in the back yard Spouting off the same old tired canard Footfalls on the dusty road Collect it all then let it go She throws her head back and laughs so hared Beer comes squirting out her nose
6.
The story that I tell you Will make no sense You'll ask yourself How could this be true? To ease your mind attribute To false pretense Exaggeration of Commonly-held wounds No one will believe you I'll make sure that No one will believe you at all What if one day you realized All you'd trusted was a lie What would you do? My words may sound fantastical Like I must be to blame Why would I agree To keep my hand in the flame? But my water now is fresh My air now so clear And I am still in love With all that I hold dear My nights are filled with shining stars My days filled with song Today I stand right here Where I belong My world is gorgeous, wide and green My sky cerulean blue My heart is clean Because I have seen through you
7.
I had a dream about you just last night Calm and present, you took me by surprise Woke up with real tears in my eyes Some are open, some are cruel and cold Some have smiles that rob us of our gold Brisk business trading hearts, bought and sold I'm building my own game of chess Carving the pieces with my hands Sawdust smile is where I stand The search has led me right back to the start Empty-handed, hopes that fell apart But every day I'm smiling at a truth so beguiling I'm smiling because I found you in my heart
8.
Who are these nice young men Who welcome us to the convenience store? Is this some sort of new promotional gimmick? Ain't never seen anything like it before They seem like they're in a hurry As they run out and surround our car And none of them seems to be smiling Have their plans ever gotten this far before? I don't want to point no fingers Folks will take what they can get But around these parts best not to linger We keep moving so we don't regret Why are there four nice men Sent out to welcome only us two? Why are they approaching our doors? Are they eager to share some good news? Stopping I avoid eye contact Slow motion, I put it in reverse And wonder who are these four nice young men Now angrily starting to curse at us? I don't want to point no fingers Folks will take what they can get But around these parts best not to linger We keep moving so we don't regret Who are these nice young men?
9.
What a crazy, crazy world We fall in love, we touch the sky We break our hearts and don't know why And when we close our eyes we disappear What a crazy, crazy world We feel our hearts split open wide We get the dry heaves 'til we can't even cry anymore And when we close our eyes we disappear What a crazy, crazy world We break our hearts against the truth We find true love and feel like teenagers all over again And when we close our eyes we disappear What a crazy, crazy life How carelessly we blink our eyes We pause to sit and wonder why The hawk ignores us from the sky And when we close our eyes we disappear
10.
There's a place Where the sun sets on the lake There's a place Where the love you get to make Will set your soul at ease Ranchito Pelon There's a place Where trusted friends always await There's a place Where the moonrise is never late Ranchito Pelon Are you ready for true love? Ranchito Pelon There's a place Where the skies are always blue There's a place Been waiting all my life for you Ranchito Pelon Casa de mi corazon There's a place Where the sun sets on the lake There's a place Where the love you get to make Will set your soul at ease Ranchito Pelon

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released July 23, 2023

Cover art "Skyscape504" by FolsomNatural; flickr.com. Public domain, creative commons.

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