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Parallel Universe

by Tim and Chris Birchard

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1.
So we were cruising along Mexican highway Eagle Pass to Torreon Former home base of the revolutionistic outlaw Senor Pancho Villa And we were doing good and everything Even talking up a storm When we came to a desert Nothing but sand and mountains on each side of the road Endless sky above, clouds everywhere But on this day, dry sand beneath my wheels Step One: Get real greasy Have fun in some grease and roll around in some antifreeze Put grease and pebbles and other substances in your hair Roll around on the concrete or in the dirt And then, I don't quite remember when, But Al, my brother-in-law, said he had to pee I said, "Al, we can't, we're running out of gas." He said, "We can, or I'll just go out the window." I pulled over and shut down the vehicle's engine Here we were: Wife, daughter, bro, and me Almost out of gas in the desert Improvise I stopped at the only place around and offered 20 bucks for a gallon of gas The cutthroats looked at me funny Al said, "Don't do that anymore." (CH) Fly! Go away to another country in your mind Stroll around naked, roll in the soft mud Cast your fate with real grease And hum hymns Lie! Lie around with your face dropped on by little gritty specks Reaching around for the long-lost slippery wrench So we moved on Saw a lot of vehicles sporting natural gas engines Mountains with places built for the saints and angels to remain secure in their holiness By the humans that inhabit the region If we broke down we would be their bait We rode a hundred miles through empty desert on empty Prayed a lot to a not-quite-forgotten god When we get to the gas station, I say, "Thank you, God… For putting an extra-large reserve tank on this vehicle." (CH)
2.
Walking down the lane's rain gutters my footfalls mark the beat Christmas morning, yesteryear I dreamt of Vietnam, Cambodia, Downtown main street As I try to clear my mind of rhyme I find myself at the heart of all matter Age is made by accepting change or by staying plain An unwilling batter (Chorus) And I think of home again And wonder, then, how long it's been Since I've been able to clear my head To sleep at night in my own bed Resistant old man, accept the new plan Take my hand Like Peter Pan, lead me to some brand new land (Ch) A blood-stained mind of feeble design We trip to the pine For the cold, dark line Where I feel the whine of an elephant's spine
3.
I've been dealing in gas lately I've been selling gasoline When you pull on through my station I can tell your oil's clean I've been looking for you I've been searching low and high But I can never see your face in there When your car comes rolling by I've been walking with a quiet step What else can I say? 'Cuz I've been stalking you in my sleep, you see Where I find you every day I've been looking for you I've been searching low and high But I can never see your face in there When your car comes rolling by So as we was holding hands last night You up and drove away I was hoping to see myself in there Driving your hot pink Chevrolet I've been looking for you I've been searching low and high But I can never see your face in there When your car comes rolling by
4.
I've Purple Hearts, a hundred For those who have wondered Kills, just a few... If only you knew... Hunkered down, in No Man's Land You can't see the man I am Left out so long to rust Only you, my Bro, I trust Somewhere along this loaded mile Ghosts are walking single file To some land, high up above To Jill, my love, my right-hand glove To hell with "hope" and with "free" As no one's really expecting me Returning home? They can't say But I'll be returning home today That one mile, lonely walked While she stood, sat, and talked A lonely mile, oh, I know They look so tiny down below
5.
I’ll be waiting in the wings for you You can find me where you always do I’ll be flying where our hearts are true Where I’m never feeling bad or blue I’ll be waiting in the dying gloom In that tiny little downstairs room I’ll wait, you’ll never come too soon Drinking light from the distant moon (Ch) Nothing matters as much as love Sifting softly from above I’d like to have my bull eaten by your dove A real newly-fashioned kind of love See, never let it slip your mind That, though you’ll decide, my heart I’ll be sippin’ on my favorite wine, “Homemade hooch” plays the strangest part (Ch) it’s not like I’m gonna cry… I’ll be waiting in the wings for you You can find me where you always do I’ll be flying where our hearts are true Where I’m never feeling bad or blue I’ll be waiting in the dying gloom In that tiny little downstairs room I’ll wait, you’ll never come too soon Drinking light from the distant moon (Ch)
6.
I like good food and nice clothes 
 Barbecue brisquet sauce on my nose 
 Rice and beef teriyaki go so good together 
 Steamed green beans are good in any weather CH 
 Whiskey Lady are you coming home? 
It's been so long that you've been gone 
 Said you'd be right back, with Chinese food for two 
 Whiskey Lady are you coming home? A nice pint will go good with any text 
I like lime juice in mine, but what will Bud think of next? 
I like to work hard, really work up a sweat 
 Think about that chicken fried steak with gravy from the lady in the hair net CH Whiskey Lady are you coming home? 
 Whiskey Lady are you coming home? 
I'm holding out for Chinese food with you 
 Whiskey Lady are you coming home? 
 Whiskey Lady... You said you liked good food and nice clothes 
 Barbecued brisquet sauce on your nose
7.
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We rubbed two sticks together The cat sits on the sofa, getting wetter The grate that holds the fire couldn’t be better (Ch) Have you seen the lights of Pelacone? (To lift my Irish love for loss) The dreamy nights in Pelacone? (I’ll give you my bladder) I’ve set my sights on Pelacone… (To see my child’s beautiful eyes, I’ll lend you my ladder) We placed our fire between two stones Said “goodbye” to our cojones Left our place for Al Jarrone’s Spent the night in Pelacone (Ch) We left, the fire couldn’t be hotter I stole those logs left in your loft Cottonwood by the cord, don’t even bother Texan oak is free of cost To hold my heart you’ll need my soul To help offset the roll We need to talk about our love And how they stole our faithful glove How they lied upon the stand Patty, Bailey and Christine ran… (Ch)
8.
Can you take off your shades for me? And I’ll disappear into your eyes Please remove that sunglass From those that you disguise Let me gaze into your space Your thoughts, I can’t replace And love will raise me up High above, my soaring spirit’s lost (Ch) Graze me in your green, green fields Kiss me with your wild blue water Hold out your arms to me Electrifying embrace, set me free Let me hear your laughter, toulepe truffels Compose for me your darking troubles Clearly display the courage I seek So this lucky lion can’t squeak Hold me in your eyes So I can hear you say I’m leaving in your eyes right now Maybe I’ll return some day True love is the gold A glass of our love will hold our hearts, if we allow It strength to hold our sacred vow Can you take off your shades for me? And I’ll disappear into your eyes Please remove that sunglass From those that you disguise Let me gaze into your space Your thoughts, I can’t replace And love will raise me up High above, my soaring spirit’s lost (Ch)
9.
Fishing for cod out by the ocean I'd taken up this notion That the risks were too great I sat out and I wondered If hell should shake us under If I could even relate (Ch) I'd taken my sweet time Studied every crime Of things that gone wrong But by then I knew That chances were few You'd ever hear this in a song Now I just pretend Somewhere near the end You can catch my drift Now I just pretend Somewhere near the end You will give me a lift Fishing for cod out by the ocean Up in this tree without a notion Of ever coming down I ain't never coming down

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In a parallel universe, where life is not necessarily carbon-based, gravity is uncertain and oxygen is thin, seemingly familiar songs grow up in strange ways...

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released March 26, 2016

Words by Chris Birchard
Music by Tim Birchard (BMI)

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